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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by keltex78 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:28 am

LT USN (Ret.) wrote:
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#1gunnutin cntrl Fla wrote:
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Yo Lt,whats up with the fuzzy emblems on end of your posts?C'mon sailor,tighten up!!
I reload them, any better?
They display properly on my mobile browser now!
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Post by colonel00 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:06 pm

Yep, they look normal on my laptop now.
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Post by #1gunnutin cntrl Fla » Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:04 pm

Not really Lt. Now they are smaller and harder to see but still blurred
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Post by #1gunnutin cntrl Fla » Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:05 pm

Hmmm maybe its my phone making tbem blurry then
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Post by Badgerboy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 pm

small but not blurry now...less scary.
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Post by Lgaam » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:17 pm

The question has come up:

Is it Bob's "Big Booby" Barn and BBQ Bonanza, or Bob's Big "Booby Barn" and BBQ Bonanza?

The syntax is bothering my wife, the teacher.
But she's all for big BBQ, though.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by colonel00 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:40 pm

Interesting question. So really your wife is asking if the boobies are big or the barn is big. The answer is Yes! Next question.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by BentAero » Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:32 pm

colonel00 wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:40 pm
Interesting question. So really your wife is asking if the boobies are big or the barn is big. The answer is Yes! Next question.
What are boobies? :-O
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by colonel00 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:35 pm

Birds I think...
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:22 am

Or is it an English cop?
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by keltex78 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:24 am

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Yep.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Lgaam » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:12 pm

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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Lgaam » Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:52 am

Badgerboy wrote:
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my underwear, because cooking naked is never wise. After protecting, uh, myself...against a foolish accident and difficult explanation at the E.R., I proceeded to....
Okay, true story. My friend tripped over the port-side winch used to trim the jib sheets on his sailboat, and managed to break two toes and his wrist. I drive him to the ER, he gets treated, yatta, yatta.

About a month later, he gets a visit from an insurance adjuster/investigator trying to determine why they should pay the claim for him tripping over a wench on his boat.

Ok, back to the story...
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Tejas Products » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:07 am

Some of you might have been self isolating for a little too long.. There are some serious psychological issues I'm seeing on the Novel.... I hope everyone is still having fun writing and reading it... I may offer a free set of grips to someone who wants to go through each post, copy and paste onto one single story line.....
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by ncjw » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:48 am

It's a novel novel for a novel coronavirus.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Lgaam » Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:04 pm

Tejas Products wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:07 am
Some of you might have been self isolating for a little too long.. There are some serious psychological issues I'm seeing on the Novel.... I hope everyone is still having fun writing and reading it... I may offer a free set of grips to someone who wants to go through each post, copy and paste onto one single story line.....
Already started it. My wife thinks we're all kinda special.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Lgaam » Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:44 pm

Lgaam wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:04 pm
Tejas Products wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:07 am
Some of you might have been self isolating for a little too long.. There are some serious psychological issues I'm seeing on the Novel.... I hope everyone is still having fun writing and reading it... I may offer a free set of grips to someone who wants to go through each post, copy and paste onto one single story line.....
Already started it. My wife thinks we're all kinda special.
The document is currently 13 pages long. No real formatting, just double spaced between entries; nothing to denote who wrote what.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Tejas Products » Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:20 pm

Lgaam wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:44 pm
Lgaam wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:04 pm
Tejas Products wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:07 am
Some of you might have been self isolating for a little too long.. There are some serious psychological issues I'm seeing on the Novel.... I hope everyone is still having fun writing and reading it... I may offer a free set of grips to someone who wants to go through each post, copy and paste onto one single story line.....
Already started it. My wife thinks we're all kinda special.
The document is currently 13 pages long. No real formatting, just double spaced between entries; nothing to denote who wrote what.
SWEET. you need to post it soon.
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Lgaam » Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:34 pm

Okay... How do I attach a document?
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Re: You guys crack me up

Post by Lgaam » Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:43 pm

Okay, guys. Here's a sharable link after I moved the story into my Google Docs. Y'all might want to put your coffee down unless you want it on your screen in a few places.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vOS ... sp=sharing
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