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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:18 pm

Drinkie Drinkie. They couldn't get him to put the bottle of Jack down long enough, so he never got any screen time. Eventually, he left the show and hooked up with...
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Post by Badgerboy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:16 pm

Dolly Parton. Drinkie Drinkie thought he would never be thirsty again. However, little did he know...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:57 pm

that well had dried up long ago. Sadly, all he got out of it was a broken nose and repeated eye pokings. It quickly became apparent that he needed to...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:13 pm

Head down to Bob's Big Booby Barn and BBQ Bonanza and try to find a newer model.
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Post by colonel00 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:36 pm

So, Drinkie Drinkie hopped into his jalopy and headed off to BBBB&BB but only a few minutes into the drive he came across...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:53 pm

Scott from the Imagination Movers. His Wobble Goggles went working and he was trying to find his...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:34 pm

coupon for 20% off a rack rub and a rib rack combo at BBBB&BB. Luckily it was Sunday and they just started a new special of...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:36 pm

Prayer and breakfast with grandma. { I figured you sickies needed a detour }

I ordered the short stack and a side of bacon. Grandma ordered me never to go to BBBB&BB again, regardless of the fact that she met grandpa there...She also said...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:40 pm

I remember once in 1954, or was it 63... Your Grandpa and me were driving to that little town and.
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:56 pm

Your dad was just a peanut. We had his carrier on the seat between us. Grandpa swerved to avoid a dingo in the road and....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:52 pm

(((short time out...I refuse to type "The Dingo ate your baby"...))) OK, back to the story. Someone else is up...

"...avoid a dingo in the road and..."
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:21 pm

Thought it was odd to see a dingo in these parts. But what a great time for a song. "There was a farmer who had a dog and Dingo was his name-o...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:29 pm

"So, grandpa started singing in the car with just the three of us there. Suddenly, there was a whole coterie of people singing along. It was like just about any musical you've ever seen. People all singing along and spontaneously dancing with all sorts of complex choreography."

Grandma got a far-off look in her eye, took a deep breath and....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:38 pm

Said, "Oh Lord, a flash mob!" But it was too, she done been mooned. Around the corner came Pa and.....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:28 pm

He shouted, "Don't look, Ethel!"

Hovering just over his head was the oddest cyclops unicorn purple thing....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:48 pm

pooping Skittles into his mouth. Unable to shy her eyes, Ethel did look and instantly...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by BentAero » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:27 pm

Was mesmerized by the sight of it. It, whatever it was, made her feel wild with abandon. Moments later, she began to...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:38 pm

...feel a sudden desire for bacon. The thought of a fresh BLT sandwich came to mind, and lingered. She quickly entered the nearby deli and ordered a sandwich with a side of...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:44 pm

Ribs from BBBB&BB. Well, she ate well this night. But in the morning all was not quite so well as......
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:32 am

...her short shorts didn't fit. Instead, she grabbed her yoga pants and headed out to....
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