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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:35 am

The six-shooter was empty, and I don't reload as quickly as I used to...so I...
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Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:58 am

turned on the TV to watch all the breaking news about...
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:11 am

the Escape Room at Bob's Big Booby Barn and BBQ Bonanza. Who would of thought one of those would.....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:16 am

have people trying to escape from a big booby barn and BBQ bonanza. "I'm just fine here. Reporting live, this is John McBbqboobielover for channel 8 news. Back to you in the stuido"...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:04 am

"John, thanks for that report, and don't forget to wash your... Nevermind.

"We are going live to correspondent Lisa Julia, who has breaking news about a....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:12 am

man who's wife contacted authorities after he ran around the house repeatedly pointing a TV remote at her. Lisa?"
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Post by keltex78 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:50 am

"Thanks Steve! Police were quick to respond and have the TV remote in custody at this time. The police were also baffled to find hundreds of...
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Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:57 am

"AA batteries all over the house. Apparently this remote assault went on for some time. We talked so some of the neighbors who said..."
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:33 pm

Neighbor #1:"Wut? Am I on TV? Martha, come quick, we're gonna be on TV! Is this Live-PD?"

Neighbor #2: "Fornicators! Running around like a couple of hyped up teenagers. No good could come of it, I tell ya"

Neighbor #3: "Things got weird after that green glow came down the other night. Then those real skinny men came out of"...
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:30 pm

Uranus. 😁 But then, on the horizon appeared a......
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:38 pm

roll of toilet paper or the Starship Enterprise. Hard to tell as they both circle around Uranus search for Klingons. There also appeared to be a large crowd of TP Hoarders and/or Trekkies chanting...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:23 pm

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Badgers, Badgers, gooooooo Badgers...

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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:35 pm

WHOA..... As I woke from my dream.... Something about badgers and the Navy.... Navy Badgers.... The aliens must have done something to me when they landed... I quickly bent over and grabbed my ankles to make sure everything was as it should be... But as I looked at my reflection in the mirror
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:38 pm

the wife walked in with the whole family on a video group chat. She tried to turn the camera away but it was too late and...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:29 pm

the term Social Distancing has taken on a new definition...she left me for...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:07 pm

her rights to the house and now I reside in the doghouse. I guess it's alright since I can now...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by BentAero » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:49 pm

Continue to badger the navy since i built my doghouse out of marine plywood and
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:56 am

BentAero wrote:
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Continue to badger the navy since i built my doghouse out of marine plywood and
I see what you did there!

....leftover Canik plastic boxes. But I digress; the Mrs. said I can't come back in until....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:49 am

I stop playing with Badgers...she said I need higher class friends like OJ Simpson, Sirhan Sirhan, and...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:05 pm

the Teletubbies! My favorite Teletubbie was...
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