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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:34 pm

in Italy, where they have run out of their brand Innuendo...while considering this, I looked outside and saw...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:46 pm

...my neighbor, sitting on his red plastic patio chair, swatting at a swarm of flying...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:52 pm

Monkeys
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:56 pm

"MA! Time to get out the Flying Monkey Spray!" But alas, we were too late Ma had already been......
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:26 pm

to all the stores but the crazy people had already hoarded it all up after the TP and Purell ran out. So, time to make a homemade remedy using...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:46 pm

A big batch of alphabet soup. After a hefty vowel movement, I then...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:01 pm

I decided my recent case of consonant-pation was getting better. What was I going to do with the carton of pitted...
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Post by Jester560 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:12 pm

Prunes? Mix them with warm milk of mag and it gets the whole world moving! After a night of the trots, I awoke to a....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:50 pm

need for clean sheets...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:23 pm

. While rummaging through the linen closet for clean set of sheets, I was surprised to find the...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by BentAero » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:06 pm

Remote for the TV that i gave away 7 years ago. I wonder if i can reprogram it to function as a
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:24 pm

A spouse controller. Well, channel 69 doesn't work and neither does Mute but maybe next I'll try...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by GlennSFX » Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:22 am

PAUSE...it works!!! Now I can....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:15 am

See if that rewind button takes her back to her 20's!
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:23 am

But... I thought I had better try it on myself first.. I mean what would happen if it was a one time deal.. Then I'd still be old with a hot 20's something wife.... So.. Here we go.
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:28 pm

Rewind.....
Wow, my back stopped hurting....
That pain in my shoulder is gone...
My hair! I've got hair!
This is what I used to feel like?
I have energy! I am strong! I feel like A GOD!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wait! Why am I getting shorter?
No. Stop! Stop!! Stop button! STOP!
Voice changing.....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:50 pm

NOT. PUBERTY. AGAIN! It was hard enough the first time. But wait! What is that light....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:05 pm

That light at the end of the tunnel is just a freight train coming your way. So you...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:44 am

decided to see what the old saying of "throwing them under the bus" was really all about. I grabbed the Mrs. and....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by GlennSFX » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:53 am

decided it would be a good time for the Thursday night "Franks & Beans". After watching a little "Yellowstone", we hit the sack and I decided to play a little "Covered Wagon"...when all of a sudden...
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