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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:45 pm

My forehead, realizing I've been had. Walking back outside, I realize it has...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:47 pm

changed seasons...holy cow, I was in there for 4 months...My wife is going to...
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Post by colonel00 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:00 pm

be really disappointed that she has to give back the life insurance money and dump her new boy toy that has a huge...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:10 pm

<<<<< I pause in the story to laugh and say kudos to colonel00...great post! Now I return you to the story...and await the next line offered after "...boy toy that has a huge...." >>>>
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:34 pm

.....lump on his forehead from facepalming because he.....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:32 pm

Also realized he was had while trying to find the Escape Room at Bob's Big Booby Barn and BBQ Bonanza.
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by BentAero » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:28 pm

Meanwhile, back at Central Command,
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Post by Jester560 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:07 am

We are practicing social distancing and everyone is glad because ....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:37 am

Bill over there is getting kinda stinky and staying 6 feet away helps. Maybe we should get some...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:14 am

Roombas, equipped with automatic Lysol dispensers and GPS navigation to patrol...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:22 am

the barren planet once we are all gone. Might also want to add on some solar panels and ...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:35 am

Windex. Ya gotta have Windex to keep the solar panels clean and efficient...at least that's what I was told by...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:54 am

the voices I hear sometimes. Now they are telling me to...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by ncjw » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:41 pm

...give away all of my Caniks and 9mm ammo. And send them to ncjw at his PM'd address. Whew, I am sure glad that...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:04 pm

was another Pelosi fantasy! Now, if I can just get to the store for some......
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:16 pm

Beef jerky, lime Jarritos, and frozen lasagna, I could go outside and start...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:22 pm

combining those ingredients into the worst frozen margarita ever but instead I'll
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:27 pm

Attempt to barter for some toilet paper and those special...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by GlennSFX » Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:31 pm

"Preparation H Wipes"...god does that feel better!
Now I can...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:32 pm

head to Walmart and steal some of that cheap, sandpaper TP from their bathrooms and save some of my good stuff for when I flare up again. I wonder if Preparation H wipes could also be used...
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