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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:21 pm

the kid's rooms. I did notice it's been awfully quiet around here. I wonder...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:08 pm

But then I remembered...they are out of college and left home years ago...and never call, never visit...then the dog barked.
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Jester560 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:23 pm

It's the kids...back! WTF? Why me, Lord? Then they come in the door and....
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Post by Lgaam » Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:58 pm

...They're dressed in '50's era black suits, white shirts with skinny black ties. As they step inside, they remove their black sunglasses. You notice the 3rd kid, still outside, dressed the same and leaning against the fender of a gray, '80s vintage Crown Vic. The eldest child cocks his head to the side and says, "Parents. It is good to see you. I hope you are doing well." The language seems stilted. The other child wanders around the living room, picking up knick-knacks as if seeing them for the first time. He asks for a glass of warm lemonade. As you walk to the kitchen ...
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Post by qballbandit » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:14 pm

..you see you the roast is burning, so you quickly turn and grab your.....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by jcpg » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:48 am

AR14 with fully semi auto ghost clip. Thanks to common sense I quickly saved one child a...
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:28 am

from being in Men in Black IV, a truly bad homage to....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Jester560 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:45 am

The Blues Brothers.
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:56 am

Since dinner was ruined, I decided to go into town for some takeout. I climbed into my....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Jester560 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:22 am

Austin Healey and head to Starbucks for some....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:50 am

Double expresso mocha laities to go, but there were so many liberal college students hanging around the parking lot trying to connect to the free wifi, my electronic ignition was acting up... I hi tailed it out of there as fast as I could go. Hopefully dunkin doughnuts has a drive through.... I turned the corner and WHOA!!!! What was that I was looking at...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:58 am

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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:58 pm

Dolly Parton and George Clinton on a spinning stage and the band was playing the opening chords of....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by colonel00 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:57 pm

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. The rest of the set list also included some of the longest songs ever including Shine o\On You Crazy Diamond, The End and many other happy, uplifting songs. So, you settle in and grab...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:15 pm

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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by keltex78 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:29 pm

Sriracha and start enjoying the show until you suddenly realize the performers are actually...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Badgerboy » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:16 pm

Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton...OMG, I am at a Democratic rally...I need my Safe Space now! I run...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by tucker03 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:57 pm

Bob's Big Booby Barn and BBQ Bonanza. Went to the bar...and started inquiring about a....
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by BentAero » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:33 pm

access code for the escape-room door
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Lgaam » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 am

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