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Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:45 pm

Ok, so we’re all locked up at home. Thought we could start a novel game if anyone wants to play. I’ll start and you guys have fun if you want.
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It was a dark and stormy night.
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Post by Jester560 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:23 pm

Out on the lonesome prairie
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Post by keltex78 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:25 pm

When a subtle tremor underfoot became...
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Post by Badgerboy » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:39 pm

a thundering herd of...
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Post by ncjw » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:41 pm

Badgers?...
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Post by Tejas Products » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:42 pm

I ran to the window and yelled
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Post by qballbandit » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:46 pm

"Holy crap, Batman...I'm out of badger repellent! But I also hear what works is...."
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Post by Lgaam » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:28 pm

Axe body spray
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Post by BentAero » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:58 pm

If you load it into 9mm cartridges
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Post by Jester560 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:30 am

And shoot it out of a Hi Point.
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:47 am

And then suddenly, the pirate screamed, "ARRRRGGGGGGGGG! Me Matey!"
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Post by zeda3000 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:54 am

The psychiatrists says. `This is normal if you bored and start to talk with plants at home. But if plants start to talk with you , please call us urgently.`
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Post by GlennSFX » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:10 am

BUT THEN...the plants started to attack...HONEY GET THE...
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Post by Badgerboy » Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:42 am

Nancy Pelosi doll. I am going to...
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Post by ncjw » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:19 am

...give it a good badgering! She said, "that's disgusting!". So I replied...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by Tejas Products » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:36 am

I know, but I tried using a picture if Chuck Schumer and they just wilted a little.
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Post by keltex78 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:34 am

So, tossing the Nancy Pelosi doll into a wood chipper conveniently running nearby, I stepped outside and stared at the looming....
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Post by Lgaam » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:47 am

...horde of angry Zoomers, freshly tanned from their Spring Break on Miami Beach...
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Re: Locked up and bored

Post by geokr084 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:55 am

....all of them coughing and sneezing. Quick, Henry, the Flit!
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:13 pm

We'll need to hurry up and oil the........
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