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Silly for Sunday

Post by Tejas Products » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:35 am

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar... The bartender says... What is this.. A joke...


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Re: Silly for Sunday

Post by higgybaby » Sun Jun 23, 2019 2:20 pm

A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi are walking down the road- they find a million dollars laying on the ground.
They try to figure out how best to use the money.

-The Minister says- lets draw a large circle on the ground. Then lets throw all the money up in the air. What ever lands in the circle we give to God. The rest we split.

-The Priest says- why don't we draw a 2 foot circle on the ground and throw the money up. What lands in the circle we give to God. The rest we split.

- Then the Rabbi says- I have a better idea- why don't we just throw the money up in the air- and whatever God wants- He keeps!


(Edit: Believe it or not.....a Baptist preacher told that .....in church!)
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