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2 deer hunters......

Post by higgybaby » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:05 pm

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Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter said. "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." They decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" the other said "Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck !
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Re: 2 deer hunters......

Post by Badgerboy » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:10 pm

Joe accidentally shot his buddy while deer hunting. At the emergency room, they told Joe, "he may have lived if you hadn't gutted him out..."
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Re: 2 deer hunters......

Post by Lgaam » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:02 pm

Joe accidentally shot his buddy while deer hunting. In a panic, Joe calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911, what is your emergency?"
Joe: "I just shot my buddy! It was an accident! Oh my God! He's dead! You've got to help me!
Dispatcher: "just calm down. Help is on the way. Are you sure he's dead?"
The dispatcher hears some rustling, a metallic clack and BANG!
Joe: "Yep."
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Re: 2 deer hunters......

Post by Badgerboy » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:13 pm

Joe and his other buddy (not the ones he already shot) are out hunting and get lost. Joe says, "I read that if you are lost in the woods, shoot 3 times in the air, and someone will come find you"...so they try it...and try it again...and once more. The buddy says, "this doesn't seem to be working", and Joe replies, "yeah, and we're almost out of arrows!"
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:40 pm

Badgerboy wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:13 pm
Joe replies, "yeah, and we're almost out of arrows!"
Catch them when they come back down. Geez, do I have to think of everything? /:)
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Re: 2 deer hunters......

Post by Badgerboy » Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:41 pm

LT USN (Ret.) wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:40 pm
Badgerboy wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:13 pm
Joe replies, "yeah, and we're almost out of arrows!"
Catch them when they come back down. Geez, do I have to think of everything? /:)
So you and Joe finally did make it out of the forest after all. Good. I was worried.
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