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I went to the bathroom at walmart...

Post by higgybaby » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:10 pm

Was out today and had some time to kill between dr apts. I went to wally world to look around. As I was window shopping- I got the urge to go- so I charged towards the men's room. I darted in and glanced left to look for the urinals......there weren't any! Hmmm?- different walmart- different layout? or so I thought. Just as I opened the first stall door- I got this idea in my head that I might be in the ladies room! As I ran back to the door I ran into a lady coming in! I just said "pardon me mam, I must have come in the wrong room".

Never done that before.....
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:44 pm

TMI =))
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Post by DWARREN123 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:54 pm

Going to get arrested for being a perv if you are not careful!
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Post by Gadget Guy » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:49 pm

Next time it happens and you run in to someone as you run out, just tell the other person that today you identify as a woman and this is your safe space.
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Post by runeight » Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:13 pm

Gadget Guy wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:49 pm
Next time it happens and you run in to someone as you run out, just tell the other person that today you identify as a woman and this is your safe space.
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Post by Tejas Products » Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:37 pm

Oh hell, at my age I sit down all the time anyway. :d Probably wouldn’t have noticed.
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Post by Badgerboy » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:08 pm

I'm proud of you! You had enough balls to expand your life experience...Or something...
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Post by LT USN (Ret.) » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:09 am

Badgerboy wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:08 pm
Or something...
Yea, there's always that. Don't ask, don't tell.
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Post by runeight » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:44 am

Happy Birthday!
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Post by higgybaby » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:03 pm

Thanks.....now I'm 17. :-D
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Post by runeight » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:14 pm

higgybaby wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:03 pm
Thanks.....now I'm 17. :-D
Holding a mirror.
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Post by higgybaby » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:49 pm

Oh?.....I got the numbers backwards.
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Post by runeight » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:50 pm

higgybaby wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:49 pm
Oh?.....I got the numbers backwards.
Yeah, otherwise I’m 07. :lol:
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Post by GlennSFX » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:11 am

Funny story...I had that happen once when I worked at Raytheon. It was shortly after I was hired as a young engineer. The way some of the bathrooms were laid out, you could enter in one side and only see the stalls, and from the other you'd see the urinals. So I enter and go in one of the stall to "GO". As I'm sitting there, I hear the familiar sounds of another participate doing their thing. I'm thinking, "brother...what the hell did you eat last night"!!! So I finish, walk over to the sinks, and then notice I don't see any urinals, :-? ... as I'm washing my hands, :o the other participant exits the stall and "SHE" looks as shocked as I'm sure I did. All I heard was "WHAT"...as I made a bee line to the door, hands still dripping wet.

NEVER MADE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!!! :lol:
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Post by higgybaby » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:22 am

It will freak you out..... it took me a while to calm down.
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